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In a game likeDate Everything!, you might think there are limits to what you can romance. Well, there really aren’t. If you candate a sink, you can date a toilet.
Jean Loo Pissoir is, in fact, not a toilet, but a CRapper; a “cool rapper,” as he says. This French rapper brings some bars filled with potty language, and his story is just as interesting as his writing.
For this dateable, you’ll want to be prepared to go toe to toe in a rap battle. Don’t stress too much, as this guide will help cover all the relationship paths and what answers lead where.
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Jean Loo Pissior Locations
Jean Loo can be found in any toilet in the house, but you’ll likely run into him in the master bathroom upstairs next to your bedroom.There are a lot of dateables here, so it could be a good idea to try and clear out the other dateables throughout the day, since you’ll be there a lot.
He doesn’t have any outside interactions with other dateables, so you’re free to head wherever you need to in the house after talking to Jean Loo. I would suggest at least staying upstairs to make things a bit easier.
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How to Romance, Befriend, or Make Enemies with Jean Loo
As I said earlier, all of Jean Loo’s conversations involve facing him in rap battles to prove you’re the best.The first few aren’t a big deal, but once you hit the finale, things can be pretty tough if you’re unprepared.
I’ll break it down by conversation or rap battle, so wherever you might be, you’ll know what to say and do. Before starting with Jean Loo, it may be a good idea to raise your SPECS stats, so you aren’t caught with your pants down, as it were.
Jean Loo Introduction
From the moment you meet him, he’ll tell you what he’s all about. He likes to rap, and if you’re looking for romance, you’ll need to compete for it.
There are no real wrong answers here, weirdly enough.you may compliment him or be mean; he really just cares about rapping, or “crapping” (cool-rapping).
Jean Loo First Rap Battle
Once you learn how this process works, you’ll experience something unique in Date Everything. You get to speak your choices! Well, at least the microphone does with a deep voice.
The rules are simple; fill in the blanks with the appropriate word to rhyme.This one is easy, or as Jean Loo calls it, “easy baby hours.”
When you win, you’ll have to come back the next day to challenge him again. Next time won’t be so simple.
Jean Loo Second Rap Battle
This is where things will get a little more tricky provided you don’t ask him to break it down.This is all about syllable counting and getting closer to the number he used is the requirement.
Turns out I forgot to lift the seat!
You turn around to find that your car’s been towed!
Dredging her depths with their mastheads of plastic!
This shit won’t be done ‘til the one who’s in charge is!
These responses should see you winning this easily, unless, of course, that isn’t your goal.
Jean Loo Final Rap Battle
All of your training has resulted in this, the final rap battle. Unlike the other ones, this one is completely determined by SPECS points.
You’ll need more than at least 60 points in every category if you’re hoping to win this one.Before competing against Jean Loo, it’s a good idea to find as many dateables as you can.
I’ll cover what the options are so you know how much you’ll need to beat this crapper.
Verse Number
(Sass 30) Accelerate
(Sass 65) Diss him.
(Empathy 70) Psychoanalyze
(Smarts 50) Use Homophones
(Charm 50) Act like you’re hot shit and call him a bitch.
(Smarts 60) Employ plumbing knowledge!
(Empathy 60) Hit him with his native language!
(Smarts 60) School this fool!
(Empathy 60) Diss!
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Jean Loo Love/Friendship Path
You’re able to choose which of the two “good” endings you get once you finish his storyline.The only way to do this is to beat Jean Loo in rap battles and use a specific response.
By choosing the options in this guide, you’ll be able to choose whether you want a Love or Friendship ending with Jean Loo based on one choice during the final battle. It’ll take a while to get here if you want this ending.
Ending possibilities
Love/Friendship
Friendship
Jean Loo Hate Path
Jean Loo has arguably one of the easiest Hate endings to get.All you have to do is make a mistake while rapping against him.
If you make a mistake, he’ll give you one mulligan. After that, any mistakes result in an immediate Hate ending.
Jean Loo Collectibles
Jean Loo has four collectibles total. Three of these can be found by simply completing his story, while one will require some extra work.You’ll need to “use” Jean Loo during a rap battle if you’re hoping to get it.
While not themost ridiculous characteryou’ll date, Jean Loo is certainly interesting. Unlike almost anydating simyou’ve ever played,Date Everything!will not hold back on its namesake.
